Chris Rock jokes ‘no one would care’ about Luigi Mangione if he looked like Jonah Hill in ‘SNL’ monologue

Chris Rock joked that “no one would care” about alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO assassin Luigi Mangione if he looked like Jonah Hill in his “Saturday Night Live” monologue.

“We got Luigi … you know. And that’s good. I really feel sorry for the family. I mean, everybody is fixated on how good this guy looks,” he said on the sketch comedy show Saturday.

“If he looked like Jonah Hill no one would care. They’d already given him the chair already. He’d be dead, OK?” the comedian added.

Chris Rock joked that “no one would care” about alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO assassin Luigi Mangione if he looked like Jonah Hill in his “Saturday Night Live” monologue. Rosalind O’Connor/NBC via Getty Images
“We got Luigi … I really feel sorry for the family. I mean, everybody fixated on how good this guy looks,” he said on the sketch comedy show Saturday. Rosalind O’Connor/NBC via Getty Images

Rock, 59, said Mangione allegedly “killed a man” who had a family and kids.

“I mean, I have condolences … I have real condolences for the health care CEO. This is a real person, you know?” he continued.

“But you also got to go, ‘You know, sometimes drug dealers get shot.’ I mean, you’ve seen ‘The Wire,’ right?” the actor said as the audience erupted in laughter.

Rock said if the suspected killer looked like Hill, seen above, he’d be given the chair already. Rick Davis / SplashNews.com
Mangione, seen above, is accused of fatally shooting UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson as he walked outside a Hilton hotel in New York City on Dec. 4.

Mangione, 26, is accused of fatally shooting UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson as he walked outside a Hilton hotel in New York City on Dec. 4.

After police arrested the Ivy League college graduate, photos of him went viral online, with many users thirsting over his appearance.

Mangione has been charged with second-degree murder, several gun charges, forgery, providing false identification to police and more.

Elsewhere in his opening monologue, Rock slammed Jake Paul for beating Mike Tyson in their highly publicized boxing match last month.

After police arrested the Ivy League college graduate, photos of him went viral online, with many users thirsting over his appearance. Instagram / Luigi Mangione
Elsewhere in his opening monologue, Rock, seen above in 2023, slammed Jake Paul for beating an older Mike Tyson in their highly publicized boxing match last month. Getty Images for Night of Too Many Stars

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